This is a limited time offer.

Before events are held, the Demoncrap Party needs some direction. Your role may be vital to the impact of this party. Without our mascots the party is going to lack the substance it needs to mark society forever. The four selected images should represent one or all of our mascots. Ass-O-Crap, Pelopi, Hairpiss and Bidung are the names of the Demoncrap Party mascots. For all rights to the image, you will be paid $420 for each image selected. It is in everyone's best interest to be a bit discrete, so you are more than welcome to send your images by mail, email or by using the online form. Please understand that failure to input accurate information when submitting images may prevent an offer and subsequent payment. If you do not receive an offer then your image will not be used and no payment or transfer of rights will occur. If you want your mailed submission returned, then you must include the prepaid return envelope/container with your images. You may submit photos, prints or digital files. Please do not send actual feces. This page will update after all four mascots are found. If you would rather send money to contribute to the party's success, then it will be accepted as a payment for entertainment services already rendered (a tip if you will) and not a tax-deductible donation. Payments are not accepted online at this time, but you can send a check or money order to the address below. Pay to the order of: Demoncrap Party.